Dear, dear friends, I'm AFRAID. I'm AFRAID because the PEOPLE (you know who you are) are talking about RAPTURE, and the TIME IS NOT NEIGH! I know you don't wanna hear this. I don't wanna think about it either, but the facts are the facts, and the rapture index is lower than its been since December of 1993.
Don't believe the hype! Look at the facts. Moral Standards are at an all time low! The beast (aka the EU, those secular fanatics!) are powerless, stripped of their authority by lack of cohesion, which only the TRUE GOD can provide.
Folks, I hate to say it. I hate to be the messenger with hard news in these hard days where we live in a ring of FIRE, but folks, we have to BELIEVE.
We have something to SAY: